I just got a silly little song in my head for some reason. Anyone remember “Three Little Monkeys”? You know, the ones that were jumping on the bed? Well for some reason, this came into my head.

Three little monkeys on a ceiling fan,
One fell off and broke his hand,
Momma looked at him and said “little man”
What the fuck are you doing on the fan?

Feel free to continue.

This is supposed to be an acne treatment pill? (Didn’t know there was a such thing, but I digress)

All right, so I saw this thing about accutane side effects. Didn’t know what accutane was until recently, but I just read it. Apparently this thing has the world’s longest side effect list ever. This thing causes you to want to sleep, makes you be in a lot of pain, messes with your moods, may kill your unborn child…wtf? Really?!

At times I get a sudden acne breakout, but nothing too serious, and this isn’t supposed to be taken for mild breakouts. But who in their right mind would actually try this to get rid of their acne?