OMG, no more.

Jul
12

I swear there’s always a new pill coming out for something. But if I had a penny for every time I see them damn commercials about weight loss products like quick trim, I’d be able to move the fuck out of here. Sometimes I just want to scream out in agony…

“OMG, No more!!”

But that’d be wrong of me, right? Who am I to say what not to make pills out of. I want someone to make a Pepsi pill. Mmm…Pepsi pill. Or even a pill that tastes like coffee. Oh the possibilities!


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Powered by caffeine…or the lack thereof.

May
10

So basically I have a dilemma. As you know, I have an addiction to iced coffee. Not just any iced coffee, but my own brewed, so I know how I like it. I’m picky as hell. I don’t do decaf. Caffeine all the way…

I guess you can say I’m powered by caffeine.

Or the lack thereof as of late.

I’ve been having more migraines as of late1. I’ve literally gone ohh…over 6 months without a proper caffeine fix. It’s quite annoying if you ask me.

I will admit though, the detox has gotten better, barring the migraine issue2. I guess if cigarette addicts can get over it eventually, maybe this caffeine thing isn’t too bad.

*Itches* But how much longer will I last? *Itches*

  1. Although I found another solution to that problem…masturbation FTW
  2. Which has been a problem before the influx of caffeine

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Open Ended Question: Toilet Humor

May
06
Nothing like sitting on an American Standard toilet and doing some…thinking. I heard that the best time to actually do thinking for some is on the toilet. I dunno why. I’d be more concentrated on doing my business than thinking about what I’m gonna eat for dinner that night. Just imagine… Actually no, better to leave some things unsaid. Where do you do your thinking? (Yes, admit it if you do it on the toilet. I won’t laugh.)
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I could use some more space.

Apr
03

I’m a pack rat. I admit that. I am a huge book hoarder. Notebooks, novels, magazines, textbooks…

Wait, Nat…did you just say…textbooks?

Yes, I did. My sister has a shit ton of abnormal psych textbooks from her college days. I’ve read a lot of them just out of curiosity1, but as everyone knows, I have a very short attention span so I throw it under my bed in hopes that I’ll get that bored to read it again someday.

But it only piles up. I think to kill my curiosity2, she needs to go and sell textbooks. Would do us both a favor if you ask me.

  1. Read: boredom
  2. And my hoarding

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Crestfallen is the 3-year-old site of a sarcastic 20-something natural-born New Yorker who goes by the name Nat Marie most days, but answers to many other things, including Shadow, Chickenhead, and "Hey Bitch!". She has a love for writing, performing arts, and cats (albeit allergic to them). You will find love, life, and a lot of writing and sarcasm sprinkled in. Enjoy.