Crestfallen.nu » impromtpu shorty http://www.crestfallen.nu Sarcastic by the ways of the world. Mon, 23 Jan 2012 10:04:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Impromptu Shorty: Nothing Works Overnight http://www.crestfallen.nu/2010/01/23/impromptu-shorty-nothing-works-overnight/ http://www.crestfallen.nu/2010/01/23/impromptu-shorty-nothing-works-overnight/#comments Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:28:26 +0000 Nat Marie http://www.crestfallen.nu/?p=787 One night I had a dream that I took this thing called Quicktrim. It was in liquid form and it tasted really good. Kinda like a strawberry daiquiri. Maybe it tasted too good; I drank the whole bottle. Then I fell asleep. The next morning, I woke up and I felt somehow different. I just rolled out of bed and went into my bathroom. Something didn’t seem right…I looked…different.

I was skinny.

I was absolutely ecstatic; I was jumping up and down! I ran down the stairs, and into my kitchen. Then I heard the floor crack.

And crack some more.

And crack even more.

And just as it was going to give away I wake up in a cold sweat. But something still didn’t feel right.

My bed broke.

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