I’m sure everyone has had these moments. You’re typing at the computer, and all of the sudden a random song pops into your head. Sometimes it’s songs that you can’t particularly stand, but now it is stuck in your already stressed cranium. Now you’re singing said song, sometimes 5-10 times an hour. And it’s usually the same parts too.

I’m having that problem as we speak. I’ve had it happen to me a few times in the past week. Perfect example: the latest M&M’s commercial with the boat men singing “Don’t Rock the Boat”. For those not familiar with it:

Red and Yellow are rowing a boat with about 20 other half naked men from way back when. They’re rowing and saying “row” in sync. Red and Yellow starts singing:

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream…
(the men join in) Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily–

Then the leader of the boat cracks a whip (apparently to stop the singing), and starts to say, “I’d like to know…” Then Yellow says “if you’ve got the notion?” then Red starts…

To…rock the boat, don’t rock the boat baby
(the men join in) Rock the boat, don’t tip the boat over…

I find myself singing that song and because my uncle plays it all the time on boats, I know most of the words. So, I start singing the rest of the song.

Tonight, it’s the K9 Advantix commercial.

Hello, mother. Hello, father.
Fleas, ticks, mosquitoes,
Really bother,
Thanks for the package,
That’s why I’m writing,
K9 Advantix quickly stops all the biting
Swimming, hiking, and tent pitching,
They’re not biting,
I’m not itching,
Can’t wait to show you,
All my new tricks,
Thanks again for sending me K9 Advantix.

Hey, at least it takes my mind off of stuff.

Anyway, this week…um…hm. I don’t want to sound completely melodramatic, so I’ll leave the excessive ranting alone…for now. I will say these few things:

1) Wash your ass. Unless you are homeless, or don’t have running water, you have no excuse for smelling like horse ass, dog shit, and old semen.
2) The difference between private hospitals and general hospitals is that in private hospitals, you will actually see your doctors at your appointed time. 9:15 means 10:45 in general hospitals.

With that being said, I need to do a few things, and I have only less than 2 hours to do it. So I will shut up now.