OMG, no more.

Jul
12

I swear there’s always a new pill coming out for something. But if I had a penny for every time I see them damn commercials about weight loss products like quick trim, I’d be able to move the fuck out of here. Sometimes I just want to scream out in agony…

“OMG, No more!!”

But that’d be wrong of me, right? Who am I to say what not to make pills out of. I want someone to make a Pepsi pill. Mmm…Pepsi pill. Or even a pill that tastes like coffee. Oh the possibilities!


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