Disclaimer: No offense to the true blondes of the world. You’re awesome.

Yesterday, my mom installed the air conditioning in my kitchen. My niece was in there when I came down for breakfast. It was unplugged, and rightfully so; the only reason why it was installed this early is because it was otherwise in the way. This is how the conversation went.

Me: Oh, the AC’s in.

Her: Yeah, but it’s not working.

Me: What do you mean it’s not working?

Her (pressing the power button): You see…when you press the power it’s not turning on.

Me: It’s unplugged.

Her (looks at the plug): Oh.

Ten minutes later, my dog escapes from the gates and she went to pick her up so that she can fix the gate. She put her on the chair and started speaking in Spanish to her. When she realized what she was doing…

“Oh, what am I thinking? You don’t speak Spanish.”

Silly girl. *giggles*

I just got a silly little song in my head for some reason. Anyone remember “Three Little Monkeys”? You know, the ones that were jumping on the bed? Well for some reason, this came into my head.

Three little monkeys on a ceiling fan,
One fell off and broke his hand,
Momma looked at him and said “little man”
What the fuck are you doing on the fan?

Feel free to continue.

As you know, I’m never happy any time of the year with the weather. It’s either too hot, too cold, and anything in between usually means that it’s allergy season. Now that it’s winter time, the last thing I want to do is leave my house unless I need to. I like to snuggle up in my room with 56292639264¹ comforters and listen to music when it feels like icicles are coming from my nose.

Now in the event that I do need to go to a doctor’s appointment, imagine going in 30-degree weather. You have as many layers as you can handle on without being entirely miserable, but the cold is still piercing the hell outta ya. Then you get to the doctor’s office and they tell you to sit on the exam table…only to feel that your ass has touched a very cold surface. Just as you get out of the cold, you sit on something cold! Ugh, that’s so annoying.

Anyone else notice that some exam tables are freezing, and then it’s amplified when it’s cold outside? And heaven forbid they forget to turn off the air conditioner…*faints*

I found out about this meme through Kaylee about a week or so ago. I’ve been meaning to do it, but I wanted to approach it in a different way. So I did.

A few weeks ago, out of complete boredom, I drew a comic called “The Redheaded Stick Figure”. Yes, my love for redheads has reduced me to that. He’s mostly silent; only expressing himself though facial expressions and one-word responses. But most of all, he gets into compromising situations. In this case, a killer bunny.

I never said that I was an artist, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. It was meant to be crude and odd anyway. More Redheaded Stick Figure drawings (along with the larger version of “Killer Bunny”) can be found at at my DeviantART profile.

*I was also inspired by a couple of people as well.