Nat Marie

Le Crazy BitchMost online knows me as Nat Marie Lombardi. I answer to Peach, Peachy, and Shadow on some occasions. I popped out my momma’s coochie on March 17th,’85 in the depths of the ghetto in Queens, NY. I have strong fangirl tendencies, with a crush on Link and Edward Elric, among others. I am a bitterly single female, but despite the bitterness, I’ve been told that I’m a sweetheart. Since the drawers are lonely, I just drown my sorrows in chocolate, dark chocolate preferred. I have sarcastic tendencies as well–and sometimes I even scare myself with it because I never thought that I could be like that. And, according to the powers that be, I’m rather unorthodox in many ways. …More?

Hoi Thar.

Crestfallen is the 3-year-old site of a sarcastic 20-something natural-born New Yorker who goes by the name Nat Marie most days, but answers to many other things, including Shadow, Chickenhead, and "Hey Bitch!". She has a love for writing, performing arts, and cats (albeit allergic to them). You will find love, life, and a lot of writing and sarcasm sprinkled in. Enjoy.