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I should be an infomercial lady.

One of my commercials would sound something like this.

Tired of looking in the mirror and finding a new pimple? Tired of looking in the mirror and finding two more pimples after you discover that new pimple? Does your face look like the side of the moon?

Introducing acnefree! The new innovation to getting rid of your unwanted acne! Here’s how it works. Put this product all over the affected area. Go to sleep. Umm…???…then profit! The acne will still be there, but it will give you hope that it will be gone when you wake up! Here’s how to order!

Note:This isn’t to say that this product doesn’t really work. But many don’t. That’s the point of the sarcastic remark.