What was your extreme to lose weight? (Mon, Jul 12th)
Open-Ended Question: What do you play?
What would instrument would you like to learn to play? (Mon, Jun 28th)
Open-Ended Question: Invite Me
Do you like getting invitations to stuff just to look at them? (Fri, Jun 25th)
One of my commercials would sound something like this.
Tired of looking in the mirror and finding a new pimple? Tired of looking in the mirror and finding two more pimples after you discover that new pimple? Does your face look like the side of the moon?
Introducing acnefree! The new innovation to getting rid of your unwanted acne! Here’s how it works. Put this product all over the affected area. Go to sleep. Umm…???…then profit! The acne will still be there, but it will give you hope that it will be gone when you wake up! Here’s how to order!
Note:This isn’t to say that this product doesn’t really work. But many don’t. That’s the point of the sarcastic remark.
Crestfallen is the 3-year-old site of a sarcastic 20-something natural-born New Yorker who goes by the name Nat Marie most days, but answers to many other things, including Shadow, Chickenhead, and "Hey Bitch!". She has a love for writing, performing arts, and cats (albeit allergic to them). You will find love, life, and a lot of writing and sarcasm sprinkled in. Enjoy.
