I was supposed to do this last week, but I wasn’t 100% sure how to make it interesting. I still don’t know how, but I’m just gonna let go and let it flow. So sorry in advance that it’s as interesting as talking about metal buildings. But I’ll keep my sarcastic twist…hopefully. Well, here goes nothing. I hope you enjoy it at least a little bit.

1. The Job Fiasco: If something sounds too good to be true…check the Better Business Bureau.
   Just a year ago, I snagged a job as a receptionist/dispatcher in a locksmith business. I should have gotten out on the first day, but I lasted two weeks. Then the intuition kicked in, and the intuition was right. I checked out the business on the internet after noticing a few shady things, and it was on several sites…and not in a good way either. Now I had a dilemma–stay, or go before the cops caught on. I left, and never looked back.
   Note: These were protected posts; for the purpose of this post, and for the simple fact that I ain’t scared of being canned by these people since I’m not there anymore, they are here to read. Have fun.
2. Evil, Evil Bunny: The Misadventure of the Redheaded Stick Figure
   Someone thought that a draw a bunny meme was fun. And it was. I had a small twist in my bunny drawing–it featured my own creation, the Redheaded Stick Figure. He’s generally a silent character, that seems to not keep out of trouble. In this case–a killer bunny takes a bite out of him. Hey, you shouldn’t always pet cute, cuddly things!
   Note: More Redheaded Stick Figure comics can be found on DeviantART.
3. Mother Nature Fucks With Us Again!: I hate March weather.
   While the snow is pretty to look at, the mood swings that that heifer Mother Nature has around March is not. Come on, it was like 29 degrees. I was in a freaking parka…indoors. Then a week later, it was 70 degrees and I was tempted to go outside in shorts and a T-shirt…which I actually did. Mother Nature: she needs to get some. That is all.
4. Happy Birthday Shadow: Spewing nonsense for 24 years
   The announcement of my 24th anniversary on this little piece of shit place called Earth. It had everything, from another RHSF comic, to chocolate cheesecake, to a small mention of what ended up being the start of a new addiction. It exudes orgasms…or at least the cheesecake did. OMG, yum.
5. Heart-warming: Words can’t describe it
   A friend sent me an email a while back. She wrote something that made me almost cry, but instead, I just grinned. I hadn’t heard from her in a long time, then she sent me this email with a link and I was beyond myself. I still love that girl, even though she seemed to have fallen off the face of the earth. If you are reading this–miss you bunches.
6. Emotionless: There’s always a long story behind short posts…
   The only reason why this post is here is because there was an unexpected follow-up to it. I was broken for quite a bit. Was in tears, pretty much gave up on anything that had to do with romance (for the umpteenth time). That is, until…
7. You’re Never Alone: I think this is what they call a “therapeutic turn of events”
   So a few months after that post was made, something happened. The bitter old me came out, and someone else did as well. We talked for a while before making anything official. We’ve been together ever since. *blush* There are several people who has made me the happiest woman alive, and I’m glad he’s one of them. Although we’re apart now, it may not be forever. It will not be forever. Or at least, we hope not.

This turned out to be a lot longer than I expected. But well…I have lots of lost time to make up. Thanks for putting up with my crazy ass for so long.