Open-ended question: Is it worth it?

Jan
24
Don’t let the name fool ya–appetite suppressants are just a nicer way to call diet pills exactly what they are–diet pills. You can argue that they’re not the same, and maybe…just maybe…they aren’t, but they do the same thing. In any event, with us being 24 days into the new year, some people are still struggling with that age-old resolution. In a desperate attempt to make sure they keep it, they look for the magic solution. For those with this resolution (I don’t keep resolutions–I break them within 12 hours), would you turn to appetite suppressants as a desperate attempt to lose even one ounce of weight?
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Impromptu Shorty: Nothing Works Overnight

Jan
23

One night I had a dream that I took this thing called Quicktrim. It was in liquid form and it tasted really good. Kinda like a strawberry daiquiri. Maybe it tasted too good; I drank the whole bottle. Then I fell asleep. The next morning, I woke up and I felt somehow different. I just rolled out of bed and went into my bathroom. Something didn’t seem right…I looked…different.

I was skinny.

I was absolutely ecstatic; I was jumping up and down! I ran down the stairs, and into my kitchen. Then I heard the floor crack.

And crack some more.

And crack even more.

And just as it was going to give away I wake up in a cold sweat. But something still didn’t feel right.

My bed broke.


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What what WHAT?!!

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Jan
23

This is supposed to be an acne treatment pill? (Didn’t know there was a such thing, but I digress)

All right, so I saw this thing about accutane side effects. Didn’t know what accutane was until recently, but I just read it. Apparently this thing has the world’s longest side effect list ever. This thing causes you to want to sleep, makes you be in a lot of pain, messes with your moods, may kill your unborn child…wtf? Really?!

At times I get a sudden acne breakout, but nothing too serious, and this isn’t supposed to be taken for mild breakouts. But who in their right mind would actually try this to get rid of their acne?


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So much you don’t know about the world…

Jan
23

I’ve never even heard of a public safety degree. Hell, I didn’t even know that such a field existed.

With me being the theater lover I am, I don’t think I’d go into a field like this (never mind the fact that I don’t particularly know what it’s good for). However, I’m sure that there are many others who has knowledge of this field, has a huge passion for it, and will study it until their eyeballs fall out. I came across a school that provides a Master’s in public safety administration. I read up on it, to learn a little more about it. It’s a field of…well safety relations. If you’re in law enforcement, EMS, fire services and the like, you’ll enjoy this. Also, it is an online university; so you can do your courses between working, children, grumpy parents, etc.

Once again, I’m of the creative persuasion, so this isn’t for me. However, this looks like an interesting field for those who have an interest in it.


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Crestfallen is the 3-year-old site of a sarcastic 20-something natural-born New Yorker who goes by the name Nat Marie most days, but answers to many other things, including Shadow, Chickenhead, and "Hey Bitch!". She has a love for writing, performing arts, and cats (albeit allergic to them). You will find love, life, and a lot of writing and sarcasm sprinkled in. Enjoy.