Open Ended Question: Half-asleep ramblings (part 2)

Dec
14
I should never blog while half asleep. Crazy and creepy things happen. Like I’ll start talking about mounts. Maybe TV mounts, or about mounting a bull, or mounting…never mind. You see where I’m going with this? So I have a question for you. What kind of bad habits do you have? As you can tell, this is one of them for me. My eyes feel like lead and everything. But I type…a lot. Oh crap, I think I just fell asleep. Good night all.
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The downside of a long-distance relationship

Dec
14

Some days I wish he can come visit New York one of these days. I’m the worst tour guide, but I can show him some things. You know, the big attractions. Then the smaller things, like two rats fighting for chicken bones1 and shit.

Then at night…well, do you really want to know what happens at night? But it’d be nice to cuddle up to something warm for once. *blushes*

Well, we just settle with talking to each other every day…

  1. I have seen this happen!

Half-asleep ramblings

Dec
14

I swear it; it feels like I haven’t slept in days, although I took a nap earlier today. I just want one day where I can actually sleep until 12pm. No worries, just finally 8 hours of sleep.

I wonder if anyone has been so tired that they start hearing stuff they’re not supposed to be hearing. Like a walking cockroach or something. The day I start hearing stainless steel drums when half-asleep will be the day I actually beg my doctor for sleeping pills.

Until then, I should be fine. Right?


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Part of why I like doctor’s appointments during the summer.

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Dec
13

As you know, I’m never happy any time of the year with the weather. It’s either too hot, too cold, and anything in between usually means that it’s allergy season. Now that it’s winter time, the last thing I want to do is leave my house unless I need to. I like to snuggle up in my room with 562926392641 comforters and listen to music when it feels like icicles are coming from my nose.

Now in the event that I do need to go to a doctor’s appointment, imagine going in 30-degree weather. You have as many layers as you can handle on without being entirely miserable, but the cold is still piercing the hell outta ya. Then you get to the doctor’s office and they tell you to sit on the exam table…only to feel that your ass has touched a very cold surface. Just as you get out of the cold, you sit on something cold! Ugh, that’s so annoying.

Anyone else notice that some exam tables are freezing, and then it’s amplified when it’s cold outside? And heaven forbid they forget to turn off the air conditioner…*faints*

  1. Obviously a gross exaggeration, but sometimes it can get that cold in here.

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Crestfallen is the 3-year-old site of a sarcastic 20-something natural-born New Yorker who goes by the name Nat Marie most days, but answers to many other things, including Shadow, Chickenhead, and "Hey Bitch!". She has a love for writing, performing arts, and cats (albeit allergic to them). You will find love, life, and a lot of writing and sarcasm sprinkled in. Enjoy.