Impromptu Shorty: Diary of a Caffeine Addict

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Nov
30

Caffeine Addict’s Log: Entry ukf7003axx:

OMG! I’m out of non-decaf coffee! How can this happen?! Someone call the FBI, the CIA, the Mafia! This is a catastrophe!

So I was sipping some iced coffee today. It tasted rather different. Didn’t have that kick that it normally has. I thought I had gimped on the sugar, but I put the same amount of sugar like normal. I thought it was too much ice, but…that’s kinda impossible. Something wasn’t right. I had to investigate.

While in my kitchen, I looked at the coffee brand that I was using. It was decaf. “WTF?!!!” I thought to myself. Some bastard switched my coffee around! I had to search for something that didn’t have the dreaded D word in it. But it didn’t work. OMG, I should totally look at the label before I drink…now I’m sticking to soda. You can’t go wrong with that, right?

Right?!!


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  1. Andrew Keir on December 31, 2009 11:42 pm

    Who needs caffiene when you’ve got a can of liquid sugar instead.
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