Caffeine Addict’s Log: Entry ukf7003axx:

OMG! I’m out of non-decaf coffee! How can this happen?! Someone call the FBI, the CIA, the Mafia! This is a catastrophe!

So I was sipping some iced coffee today. It tasted rather different. Didn’t have that kick that it normally has. I thought I had gimped on the sugar, but I put the same amount of sugar like normal. I thought it was too much ice, but…that’s kinda impossible. Something wasn’t right. I had to investigate.

While in my kitchen, I looked at the coffee brand that I was using. It was decaf. “WTF?!!!” I thought to myself. Some bastard switched my coffee around! I had to search for something that didn’t have the dreaded D word in it. But it didn’t work. OMG, I should totally look at the label before I drink…now I’m sticking to soda. You can’t go wrong with that, right?

Right?!!

Tags: impromptu shorty

I’m never gonna buy auto accessories from a discount store again.

I got a car a while back. It was a fixer-upper, but it was still something. I wrote down a list of what I wanted and what I needed for it, and went on my way to an auto shop that sold discounted parts. These things were marked down a lot; I mean to the point where it was just too good to be true. But I bought them anyway. They looked fine to me.

That is, until it came time to install them.

The radio wouldn’t work; only got one station.
The tires were flat; and apparently had a small hole, because I couldn’t pump any air in them.
The engine practically exploded on me; I had to run for the hills while my car got engulfed in flames.

Furious, I took the bus back to the auto shop and I was greeted with not a nice salesperson but a sign.

“Out of business”.

Tags: imprtomptu shorty

You’re stuck in some store for the holiday weekend. Everything is closed, lights are off; no one can see you. Luckily for you, you had a bottle of water and a small sandwich that you must now ration until they reopen on Monday morning. Although you seem to be in dire straits, it is your favorite store; and you now have everything of your dreams right at your fingertips.

Assuming that you will not get in trouble for using the merchandise, what kind of store will you be stuck in?

For me, the writer in me would be stuck in an office supply store. Besides, this would make an interesting novel idea. Gotta write it down somewhere.

Tags: rambling

…Okay, maybe not. I’m going through the worst case of writer’s block ever. There would be times where I can throw in something about Fastin in a short story and actually buy it. Now I can’t even do that. Sometimes it’s just best to let go, and let it flow. However, this is annoying the holy shit out of me. So what do you do to combat writer’s block?
Tags: questions, writer's block