Impromptu Shorty: Reverse Psychology Gone Wrong!

A woman was so obsessed with her weight that whenever she got the chance, she got a magazine that had diet pill reviews every month. Her boyfriend is annoyed by her obsession because she isn’t obese at all. “Hon, why do you want to lose more weight?”

“Because I’m fat! Look at my flabby stomach!”
Her boyfriend ponders for a second, then said, “You know, you’re right; it does look like you gained about 10 pounds.”

The woman is furious at him for saying that, and now she plans her revenge. Her love is just as bad with body obsessions–he gets some body bulking pills every month. How dare he points out her fat? So one day, he goes to take the pills, like he does normally. However, unlike before, he gets sick to his stomach, and spends most of the day in the bathroom. Scared to death, he went to the doctor the next day before he took his next dose. He brought the bottle with him to show to the doctor. The doctor opens the bottle, took out one pill, and laughed. “Why are you laughing, doc?”

“Did you tell your girlfriend that she’s fat again? These are diet pills.”