Selling: 1 condo hotel

August 24th, 2008 at 06:51 pm

Selling: 1 condo hotel, with 1 bedroom, 1/2 bathroom, and nothing else. No kitchen (I hope you love Mc’D's–that’s the closest thing here in the middle of nowhere!), no living room (I hope you’re a hermit!), and there’s only one window. For the low price of $1,000,000. Get it while it lasts!

Honest advertising. Can you imagine someone putting an ad like this out? More advertisers should be like this. I mean, it might not sell, but they’ll get hi-fives for being blunt.

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