Impromptu Shorty: Why It’s Important To Keep Your Insurance Updated

A woman going through a mid-life crisis gets into an argument with her husband of 20 years. They fight about who’s driving the car so often and won’t fill up on the gas. They blame each other. The woman, getting frustrated (and most likely losing the fight), takes said car and goes on a joy ride. She went to get something to eat, and just when she was pulling out of the parking lot, a car with a bunch of teenage hoodlums hit her in the back. Her neck snaps back, and she mutters a couple of Italian curses and gets out of the car. She looks at the back and notices that the taillight is completely shattered.

Now very upset, and scared, she looks for bits and pieces of the taillight to put them back together so that her husband doesn’t blame her for it (technically it wasn’t her fault, but he’s not hearing that), then drives home. She walks inside the house with nonchalance; as if nothing happened, without talking to her husband. She jumps into the shower until she hears a blood-curdling scream that caused her to turn the hot water up too high, promptly burning her. After getting over the shock of getting burned, she laughed and said, “Too bad I canceled his car insurance last week.”