I hardly miss it!

August 10th, 2008 at 07:50 pm

You know what I haven’t seen in a while? TV advertisements for diet pills. Maybe it’s the channels I’m watching, but I’m seeing more penis enlargement ads than anything. Apparently more people need to get their penises enlarged instead of shrinking down to healthy weight. But you know what? I’m not one for diet pills anyway, so I get a good laugh at watching the penis ads.

“Get bigger within a few hours!” seems much better than “Lose 10 pounds in 1 day!”

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