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They diamond-encrust everything else.

I wonder if there’s a celebrity that came up with the bright idea of encrusting their toilets with diamonds. I sometimes switch to these shows where they show celebrity houses, and up to last night, my nephew turned to one where someone literally had a kitchen in the trunk of his car. Complete with a stove, sink, and silverware. The look on my face was priceless. But seriously though, some of them spend their riches, whether or not it’s deserved on the dumbest stuff. Hell, they diamond-encrust rims. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a house with a glistening toilet seat.

Oy, that must be uncomfortable!