Impromptu Shorty: I Just Ruined My Chance
I’m getting married tomorrow morning. As a small token, I thought that I would get my beautiful new wife bridal lingerie to wear on our first night together as one. I went to several stores, but couldn’t find the one I visualized her in. Then I saw one that was the perfect price, and it was beautiful (even if it was going to be torn off her within 5 minutes). I get it gift-wrapped, and goes back home.
My wife was making cookies when I dropped the gift box on the table. “I got something for you, baby!” She saw the box, ripped it open, and saw the lingerie. To my dismay and confusion, she starts crying.
“What’s wrong, baby?”
“You got this at Wal-Mart! I forgave you for getting my ring from Target, but this is unforgivable! How can you be so cheap? And to think that I made some cookies for you! Get out!”
I was confused as to what was going on. Then I had to make a fast move, because she proceeded to throw the box, some cookies, and the cookie pan at him. Needless to say, the wedding didn’t go as planned.
That picky heifer.
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