An experimental pimple cream gone awry!
I saw this somewhere, and it made me so happy that I’m not 12 anymore. I would have endured a lot of shit worse than what I actually did.
NEW YORK-CFNUPress: An experimental pimple cream that somehow bypassed FDA testing hit shelves of many drug stores last week. Since then, over 1,000 cases of rare growths coming out of the head have been reported.
Pimpleremoveyourass, or its generic name, Acneiminatorate, was shoddily approved by the Food & Drug Administration. The first case of Rare Growth Syndrome was reported as early as the next day. The 12-year-old girl’s parents are now suing the company, CrapolaProducts Inc. for pain and suffering.
“The kids kept on calling me ugly, and doo-doo face, and it made me sad,” said the 12-year-old. Since then, she has stayed home to recover from Rare Growth Syndrome, which is curable. CrapolaProducts Inc. hasn’t been able to be reached, and since then the FDA has pulled the cream.
Once again, so happy that I’m not 12 anymore.
I did know someone who called someone “doo-doo face” before. I was 7. Back then it was pretty funny.
3 Comments
nichole - URL
wow that is insane! makes you wonder what in the world could be in it to cause that to happen and how the fda didn’t know that!
Lee - URL
That is an apocalyptic nightmare for a 12 year old.
I may be sort of mean, but I was definitely ROTFLMFAO RU SRS?
Amanda - URL
Oh man, I’m 21 and I still get acne. :S Glad that didn’t happen to me though!
