“Overheard” Mondays #2

Dude, this is what I say all the time! Wear your clothes in your size, and don’t show too much unnecessary skin!

Pedro Does Undercover Work for Moms Throughout the Tri-State Area
from Overheard in New York

Mother: Honey, your dress is just too low. I know you don’t mean to, but when you wear things that show that much of you, you attract the wrong kind of men.
Scary Mexican man sitting across: Oh honey, you definitely do.
(girl hastily pulls her dress up)

–1 Train

Wear a rag, attract an old bag. Cover your shit, you’ll be a big hit.