Impromptu Shorty: Sorry, I Don’t Hire Family

A woman was living with her cousin in Los Angeles. Her cousin was very successful; had her own business, and made lots of money, whereas she stayed home and did absolutely nothing but mooch off her cousin for the past 4 years. So her cousin got tired of this and told her to go online and look for Los Angeles jobs. The woman agreed, and started searching for jobs. After about a half an hour of searching, she asked her cousin, “Bea, you have your own business. You can hire and fire as you please. Why are you putting me through the torture of finding a job of my own when you can actually hire me at yours?”

Bea answers, “Because, Cee, I work with all men. You start working there, I’ll have to shut down for too many sexual harassment suits against the company.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“You know exactly what that means. Why do you think your husband left you?”
“Because of artistic differences?”
“Exactly. He found your videos on YouTube.”