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Impromptu Shorty: I’m A Step Ahead Of You, Hon

A woman married a millionaire 20 years ago. One day, she caught him cheating, but didn’t confront him. Why? She was passive-aggressive–she believed in “payback’s a bitch”. But she wasn’t going to divorce him and hit him right where it would hurt–in the wallet. If she can’t get him, then those other women can’t either. She was planning to kill him.

She knew that not only does he have a pretty good amount of money in his estate (he’s a millionaire after all!), but he also has a pretty good life insurance plan as well. But she had to make it look as if she’s innocent. Safest bet: hire someone. And she did. And he succeeded. But her husband had the last laugh beyond the grave. Why?

Turns out that Wifey wasn’t in the will at all. In fact, when it came to his wife, this is what it said:

To my dearest wife,
I know that you were going to try some grimy junk like this. I knew you were going to hire the hit man. I knew you were going to hire that hit man. So before he killed me, I told him so rewrite this will and leave you with $10 and the dead rose that is in the box along with it.

Good riddance.