The one reason why I’d go to Chicago.

I would like to travel more. I’ve never traveled off the East Coast, and in terms of going out of the country, I’ve gone to Jamaica, which is still in the East. I’ve always wanted to go to either Japan or maybe Spain. Or, in the middle of December, go to Arizona and visit Angel. Or maybe I’d look into Chicago travel and go to a taping of Jerry Springer. Yes, I said it. Something about watching a bunch of hillbillies with no teeth beating the holy hell out of each other over another hillbilly with no teeth is somewhat entertaining to me. But that’s as far as I’d go. I’d be the spectator. I don’t need the Springer Beads or anything–I’m still looking for a job. What if a potential employer’s looking at that?

But yeah…I would like to travel more.