She totally wears the pants in the relationship.

May 05th, 2008 at 12:31 am

A woman was looking on the Internet for some cheap hotels to stay at for her honeymoon. I bet you’re wondering why she’s looking for hotels on her own without her husband-to-be’s input. I bet you’re wondering where her fiancé is period. Well, she did the same thing when it came down to the flower arranging. He wasn’t there. She picked out the invitations. He had no say. The guests? He doesn’t have a lot of family anyway. Hell, she went as far as to pick out and buy the rings. All the while, all he can say was “yes dear; whatever, dear.” She totally wears the pants in the relationship. But why did he completely sacrifice his dignity for her?

Because he doesn’t exist. The woman is actually planning a wedding for herself. And she’s planning the honeymoon for herself. What a twist!


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