It’s a little early for that, don’t you think?

Today was about 80 degrees here. I love it. I spent half the day with the dahling, and so I got a taste of how it felt. I love mid April-early May because this is where the weather actually decides to make up its mind. In early April you don’t know whether to bring out the shorts or break out the ice for the ground. All in all, I think winter’s done for another few months.

But warmer weather comes the early fashion faux pas. Now, I could have easily gotten away with flip-flops. Anyone could have gotten away with flip-flops. Anyone could have gotten away with a nice pair of shorts. The keyword here, folks, is nice; not trashy. I’m getting off the train, and I see a girl with Daisy Dukes (which means half her ass cheeks were out). Not only is it a bit early for that, but unless you work at a strip joint (which isn’t open during the day anyway), that’s something you do not wear outdoors in broad daylight. What’s worse–I look down. Boots. And they weren’t even cute. Ass cheeks and boots. Have a mental picture, folks? I shudder to this very moment.

I, by no means, am a fashion guru. But I always wonder. Why do people subject themselves to hidden humiliation by dressing themselves in what can only be described as in darkness?