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Dear Weather Channel…

Can you make up your mind? I think you are pretty reliable, but as of late, you’ve made more mistakes with the weather than I make with basic math, and I suck monkeys in math. It’s supposed to rain today. It’s not supposed to be sunny and 75 degrees. I mean, fine by me–I have a date today. But you make folks confused! Don’t do that to already confused folk!

Thank you,

Nat Marie L.

Dear Mother Nature,

I’m sorry for treating you like shit. I should have written the letter to the source in the first place. Please forgive me, and wish me luck with the dahling.

Sincerely,

Nat Marie L.