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I’ll do the easy stuff.

When I get my own house with my husband (if it gets to that point), I will do some cooking. I will do some cleaning. Do not try to push a home improvement project on me that involves using power tools or air tools, though. I’ll tell him that too. Anyone who has been reading this site religiously would know that I have clumsy tendencies. I stub my toe, possibly broke it, and I have no idea how or when I stubbed it. I drop footstools on my toe. I play Spades, hit my wrist on the table, and make it swollen. I’m just awkward sometimes. Yep, basically. I’m not losing a limb for a fixed house, but I’ll paint.

Knowing me, though, I’ll probably knock over a whole can of the stuff on top of my husband’s head.