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The urban legend of the haunted poker tables!

Did you hear about haunted poker tables? Apparently, in Vegas, there’s a new casino being built with these things in there. You think that you’re gonna win the pot and then boom! Your money is all gone without reason. In fact, there isn’t a dealer. It’s freaky stuff, I tell you! Freaky stuff!

Haha! I gotcha! No, there is no such thing as haunted poker tables, and there isn’t a new casino being built in Vegas. Well, maybe there is, but I don’t know about that. But imagine that: a poker table that has its own mind. You’re playing with it, then all of the sudden, all your money goes away. Where the hell did it go? How am I going to pay my electric bill? Give me back my money, thieving table!

That would be so cool.