Can someone get me a hammer?

So I can beat the shit out my head?

I had a headache a few days ago, and it went on for hours. In fact, it didn’t go away until yesterday morning. I was fine all day, until I went to bed last night. I woke up with a nasty headache again. This can’t possibly be normal. What’s worse–I have no painkillers in my house. Tylenol doesn’t help, but I will take anything to get rid of it.

I’m really concerned now, seeing as it’s not only the headaches. My memory hasn’t been the best since college. It’s gotten worse. Ask me what I had for dinner last night; I’ll take a while to answer, if I can. Even better–tell me to do something, and more often than I want I will not remember what the hell I was supposed to do. Also, I’m extra sensitive to light sometimes, and no one can talk to me any louder than a whisper some days, because loud noises bug me to no end, especially in my left ear. This cannot possibly be normal. Do migraines fuck you up like this? This is really bad. At least my yearly physical is coming up. Hopefully this new doctor won’t bullshit and contribute it to the mood disorder. It’s possible, but then again, is it supposed to be worse?