Ouch! Damn that hurt!

I got so caught up in coding layouts that I forgot all about the blogathon. Gawd, I suck.

Anyway, my toe is killing me something fierce. On Sunday, I was cleaning, and my niece was on top of a footstool. She slipped off (but was left unscathed), and I said “you know what? I’m going to put this away.” I fold it up, and put it on the side of the fridge. What can possibly go wrong in this situation?

You know, other than said folded footstool falling over right on my toe?

I scream like I was getting beat up by a flock of pigeons. My niece comes running into the kitchen, and she starts…laughing. Well, what more could I expect from a 7-year-old? I limp over to the sofa, and look at my toe. I wasn’t expecting to see a very large gaping gash on a small toe like that. But unfortunately, I’m not that lucky. I saw a very large gaping gash on the second-to-last toe on my right foot. It looks sick, and it is a pain in the ass. Today I wore sneakers and I was practically limping at the end of the day because while the sneakers were my size, they were a little too small for an injury like that. Ain’t that a bitch though? I just can’t get no break when it comes to injuries. First the injury that made me a flaming misanthrope, and now this. Wonderfuckingful!