Happy New Year…My. Ass.
Seriously, what’s so happy about it? If you’re anything like me (being lonely and wanting a cuddle or a kiss or some kind of affection), then psh. It’s like what-the-fuck-ever.
Aaaanyway. Today is the start of EMB Blogathon. This is my first blogathon, and I will be the first to say that this is possibly the ballsiest thing I’ve done. It might be the last time I do it too. But I have my reasons as to why I decided to try it.
Pro: I’m forced to blog every day for a month. It’s something that I’ve always wanted to do, but I always run dry. I can get out two entries a week if I’m lucky. Now I have a chance to actually do it.
Con: I’m actually forced to blog every day for a month. Like I said, I run dry out of blogging ideas quickly. I don’t know how some people blog every day…wait, I know–they have a life! *gasp!* That’s gonna be a challenge for me since I live a very uneventful and bitter life.
Pro: It would help me gain more traffic. Maybe blogging every day will give people something to talk about. Like they’ll see me blog today, tomorrow…the day after next, blahzeblah, and eventually (maybe), they’ll be like “hey! I wonder what this bitter fat bitch is going to say next!”
Con: I might really offend someone. As you can see, I have a very crass way of wording things sometimes, and while I try not to, I might offend someone. I’m not going to be evil and say “suck it up”, but this is an apology in advance. If you become offended by anything that I should say, I’m sorry.
So you see, the cons don’t outweigh the pros, and vice versa. I’m going to have fun with this. And I can only hope that I can remember to actually post something every day. I’m lucky to remember to change my drawers some days.1
But yeah, happy new year, I guess. My goal is to get a kiss by March 17th. In case you’re wondering about the significance of that date, it’s the day I turn 23. Eep.
1All right, so I always remember to change my drawers. But that’s an example to show how bad my memory is.
This post is brought to you by Ecstasy MB Blogathon 2008, part of Ecstasy MB. Ecstasy: The solution to sexual deprivation.
5 Comments
Sarah - URL
I haven’t actually heard of this whole bloggathon thing but I was planning on doing something similar to this anyway, now I have the motivation to do it. =)
By the way your layout looks funny on my PC. I have a 1024 by 768 resolution and I’m using Firefox but you have a horizontal scroll bar and I have to scroll my screen to read all of your blog. Printscreen here: http://i11.tinypic.com/6jzhic1.jpg
Happy 2008
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Angel - URL
Hello dear, please post a link to Blogathon 2008, otherwise I will need to remove you from the list of participants. Thanks!
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Angel - URL
Blogathon is going to kick my ass. It’s not going to be pleasant at all. Lol!
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Sarah - URL
Ahh no problem =D yeah it’s fluid now but the sidebar is pushed down. I’m really crap at this sort of thing (I have no sidebar =D) so I don’t have a clue why! I hope you figure it out *fingers crossed*
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