Oh yeah, I’m fine.

New Topic: Woeful Wednesday. It’s a question that I will have on Wednesdays. There is also Mundane Monday and Freaky Friday, but one day at a time please…

What song describes you at the moment?

Right now, it’s “Everything’s Just Wonderful” by Lily Allen. Why? How about I reiterate the song, while highlighting the chorus.

Do you think, everything, everyone, is going mental,
It seems to me that it’s spiraling outta control and it’s inevitable,
Now don’t you think,
This time is yours, this time is mine,
Its temperamental,
It seems to me, we’re on all fours,
Crawling on our knees,
Someone help us please

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat I know I can’t afford it,
It’s just the bureaucrats who won’t give me a mortgage,
Well it’s very funny cos I got your fucking money,
And I’m never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn’t grumble,
I suppose that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.

[Chorus]
Oh yeah, I’m fine,
Everything’s just wonderful,
I’m having the time of my life.

Don’t you want something else,
Something new, than what we’ve got here,
And don’t you feel it’s all the same,
Some sick game and it’s not insincere,
I wish I could change the ways of the world,
Make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay,
Doing what we do
Screwing who we screw

Why can’t I sleep at night,
Don’t say it’s gonna be alright,
I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognaise,
and not feel bad about it for days and days and days.
In the magazines they talk about weight loss,
If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss,
Oh no it’s not the life I chose,
But I guess that’s the way that things go,

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba…

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat I know I can’t afford it,
It’s just the bureaucrats who won’t give me a mortgage,
Well it’s very funny cos I got your fucking money,
And I’m never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn’t grumble,
I suppose that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.

Now. The chorus. I have one thing to say about that. That one line is the epitome of sarcasm. I’m pretty sarcastic, but as of late, it’s been getting me in a bit of trouble. Oh yeah, I’m fine. But you know what? It really isn’t. I have all these issues coming at me, and I’m not getting slack cut. But it’s all gravy; no beef. And that is all I have to say about that.

All right, so when I left off last week, I told you that I had training at All Stars Project. It was a bit tedious, but informative. I have another appointment and then I will start at the end of the month most likely. And the “double date” wasn’t. My “date” bailed at the last minute. It’s okay, because I’m actually used to it. I got stood up quite a few times, but this time I was with friends who aren’t overly lovey dovey. We went to see Premonition which was pretty good, even if it was sad at the end. I’m not giving anything away. After the movie we went to Barnes and Noble, and I ran into this thing right here. Now you know, I saw that, fell in love immediately, ended up getting the book. Justin Racz also has a few more 50 Worse series books. If I ever get to another Barnes and Noble and I find the others, I’m going to get them. I just have to say though…those guys with their picture in the book have cajones. Or maybe they got paid? I don’t know, you’d have to pay me a significant amount of money to get me to pose for a picture for ridicule, and even so, after the payment, there’s a 95% chance I’ll disappear to Tahiti or something, lol. But yeah. Had fun on Saturday.

As for the other job…it’s interesting how things work out. Just this Monday, I was telling someone how it’s been like 6 weeks and I have yet to get a training session. Then on Monday, I forget to call the hotline, then on Tuesday morning, I call and they call me for training for today. So now that I am trained, I’m fucking scared out my ass. See, apparently this man is going to call me and ask me to go to a school somewhere in the city. The thing is, it can be at a completely random place. I can end up in Staten Island. Please be advised that I’m in Queens. Please be advised that I also have a limited budget, and I can only afford to spend $4 for public transportation every day. Please be advised that I’m not a big fan of traveling to The Bronx or Brooklyn and I’d avoid going there at all costs. I specifically told the temp agency that I am not comfortable anywhere but in Queens and Manhattan. Yes, rigid, I know. I’m usually not like this. But look what happened at Penn Station as told in the last post. I was nervous out my ass. The nerves would amplify 10 times. But I digress. If it turns out that I have to climb mountains, jump over walls, and drive over a canyon, I have every right to say that it’s not for me. I can already see that I’m going to be miserable, but I can really use the money, so I have to try and grin and bear it.

Oh…how the fuck am I going to forget this?! Of all the things to forget…PROJECT 739!! It’s about freaking time, I tell you. I was having a gazillion issues it seemed, and I was just getting sick and tired of working on it, but now…yes. It’s finally done. It took 9 months, and it really shouldn’t have, but hey…what is the line? Better late than never. PROJECT 739!! Join¹. Please? Free sex² may be involved. PROJECT 739!!

One project down, a million more to go.

¹I forget to tell you–P739 is designed for 18+ people. Sorry 17-year-olds.
²Restrictions apply. Must be 21 and older for this offer. Many will enter, 1 will win, then run away.